CHILDREN

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Person: how can all those fictional characters be your "children" if you they're all older than you?
Me: hush peasant do not question my motherhood.
Person: um...you're not their mother...
Me: UM YES I AM AND THEY HAPPEN TO BE VERY DISOBEDIENT.
Me: I NEVER GAVE ANY OF THEM PERMISSION TO DIE.
Person: ...
Me: Kids never learn, do they? But I can't stay mad at them. They're just too amazing.
Person: I'm leaving now...
Me: *sighs* You'll understand when you have kids to take care of.

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