Jack, my only Jack. We are partners in life and something more. Something special. Farts. Yes, we are lovers but we fart together. I am Davis, the giraffe. I am a giraffe hybrid human that farts deadly gasses. If you light a match in the fart, it will explode. But Jack seems to enjoy the smell of rotting eggs. The first time we farted together was on accident. Tis was a warm evening, with slightly humid air. Jack and I have been on our first date together, eating all kinds of things a human giraffe hybrid should not. The food didn't quite agree with my stomach but I thought I could hold it in before I got home. As we walked down the beach, I surveyed the land around us. "Boom" I let it all out. Never has anything felt better. I glanced over my shoulder and saw his surprised face.
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