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Dean's POV

Renee: he hasn't talked to anyone but Dean for the past 12 hours... this is gonna be harder than I thought.

Roman: just stop worrying about it too much. Like I said, we could be all wrong about this.

Renee: there were messages Roman. Explain that.

Roman: and how many did Seth respond to? Only two or three and they were all in the form of 'ok' or 'good' or simple things.

Dean: guys your sorta blowing up my phone.

I really hated group chats. It took me forever just to read one message, then by the time I get done with one, another comes in and I can never find time to reply.

It was Monday night and Roman, Renee and I had traveled to Raw to see Seth.

Well I was seeing Seth, the other two glared at him from a distance. They were currently somewhere in the arena, watching him do whatever, which is probably warming up before his match.

Renee: sorry Deano... but is there anyone your suspicious of?

Dean: no one comes to mind to be honest. You?

Renee: Randy Orton.

Roman: I THINK THE FUCK NOT TRICK ASS BITCH

Roman: HELL NO.

Roman: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT! HE WOULD NEVER

Roman: EVVVVERR

Roman: I swear to GOD Renee

Dean: Jesus, Ro, calm down.

Renee: 😂😂😂 I CANT, IM CRYING. I KNEW YOUD GO OFF. OH GOD, I CANT 😂😂

Roman: 🙄 shut up. Randy would never, get it? Got it? Good.

Renee: ok ok, I'm done teasing you. I trust Randy, I've been his friend for freaking years, your right. He wouldn't do that to you OR Dean, so he's out the option. But I really have no idea who it could be.

Renee: could it be anyone from down at NXT?

Dean: doubt it. He's not in Florida enough for that.

Roman: what about a HOF?

Dean: doubt that even more.

Renee: lets simply narrow it down to the Raw and Smackdown rosters. Could it actually be one of the Women?

Dean: nope. nope. nope. I'm not gonna even consider that. Plus, most of the girls 'adore' is being together. It'll be a surprise if someone tried to split us up.

Roman: but they may be jealous, so keep that in mind. Anyone could be jealous.

Renee: meaning it could be anyone.

Roman: exactly. Seth just left the gym.

Renee: following now. *cue dangerous music*

Renee: da da daaaaa DA. Da da daaaaaa DA!

I shake my head and got ready to respond, but a voice cut me off.

"Dean?" Shane McMahon asked with a smile as he approached me, "It's a surprise seeing you here tonight. Not thinking about switching on me now are we?"

"Oh hey." I say with a smile, "Of course not. Team blue for life."

"Good, good, I can't have my champion changing on me." He said to me while wrapping a arm around my shoulder, "I've been meaning to talk to you in private lately."

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