Ask or dare Gravity falls

The big three and weirdness

Ava: ok so here we go, Alex Hirsch(falls through portal)
Alex: what where am I.
Ava: not important. Kristen shcal,(falls screaming, then stops looking around confused) and Jason Ritter(falls through portal looks around)
Jason: ok is this a dream? Did I fall asleep paying taxes again?
Ava: nope!
Dipper: so there the people who do voices?
Ava: yeah and the creator as well. And that's beside the point we have a dare.
Everyone but Mabel and Ava: ugh.
Alex: a what.
Ava: a dare. Ok skipping to the fast version were playing truth or dare and if they don't want to play you'll be dead. Sound good?
Alex: ok? ( worried face)
Dipper: what's the dare?
Ava: ok so multifandomtrash4 wants me to give bill his powers and let him start a wierdmagedon in this dimension.
Mabel: uhh sorry I think I heard you wrong to me it sounded like you were going to give Bill his powers.
Ava: well that's exactly what I said.
Mabel: you can't do this he'll make your town will suffer.
Bill: I try.
Ava: ok so let's get this show on the road and Bill if you don't mind make an entrance and say it's my fault because I would love to see the look on my friends faces.
Bill: ok as long as I he my triangle form instead of this losy flesh.
Ava: deal but only for this dare.
Bill: deal. (Shakes hands)
Ava:(snaps fingers and Bill turns into his triangle form and brakes through the wall)
(Everyone runs out side)
Bill: hey everyone I'm Bill and if you know anything about me you know what's gonna happen (music starts to play) It's gonna get wierd! (Bill starts singing) look at these creatures not enough features cats should breath fire bears should sing choir.
Bears: uhh uhh uhh
Bill: very nice, look at this tower under my power, look at these people puny and feeble. Woohoo. Look I'm just a triangle trying to save you from the dalotions society gave you. Gravity's a lie and so is the sky trust in the all seeing, all knowing eye! Look at this money- who's that honey. Look throughout history how could you miss me? Seriously I'm all over the place. Look at this weather I could do better mandle rainbows, screaming tornados Look at this loser drink'n coffee... Now it's decaf. Ha ha ha! Look at these people calling me evil right back at you... Know everything you know has disappeared it's gonna get WEIRD!
Alex: what the heck was that!
Ava: that my new captives is Bill cipher.
Kristen: how is he real?
Ava: well all I had to do was study dimensions for 2 years and I learned that there could be a dimension that Gravity falls could be in. Sense I've never got a score below a b- in school I decided to try and build it and it was surprisingly easy I mean no efense ford but you looked at it to complicated all you need is a machine that vibrates at a different frequency and if you do that you can travel through dimensions all you want.
Jason: so there the real dipper and Mabel?
Dipper and Mabel: yep.
Ava: so eather way I haft to save my friends but while your back here do the profocy.
Time skip (did the profocy and now bills harmless again)
Ava: well at least my town believes in magic and won't ever forget this.
Mabel: Yeah, unless there's a secret mind erasing group in this dimension to but what are the odds of that.
Bill: so if you don't mind me asking were are my powers being stored?(smug look on his face)
Ava: somewhere you'll never guess in a million years.