Lonely was walking home after a long day of skool.
"I fucking hate Mrs.Cunt," said Mr.Lonely when he was like 5 footsteps away from the school. I don't even know why he would do that. "What the fuck is photosynthesis supposed to teach us?" He said in anger. He crossed the wet street, in a bad mood. "Its always fucking rainy here in Oregon," He sighed, just hoping for this miserable day to end.
Mr.Lonely finally arrived home. He hung his coat and lied down on the bed, it was only 8:00. He made himself some instant noodles and started to take a shower. But to his surprise oh my god whatever lets just get to the nsfw
Lonely felt a familiar touch on his wasabi. If this was who he thought it was he would be so happy... It was wasabi-san. "W-w-w-w-wasabi-san?" Lonely stuttered. Wasabi merely grabbed him by his magnum sushi and threw him on the bed. Sushi penetrated lonelys bootyhole and started thrusting harder then a sun with a thousand forces. Lonely blushed a bright red. But right when sushi was about to spew wasabi everywhere, Evee the good posi lady came in and said "Lonely just what the fuck," she said. But decided to join the threesome anyways.
Its getting s0per steamy in here amirite lol ok onto the story
Eveyone was having a great time. i think idk. evee was using a vibrator shaped like a pokeball bcus everyone said she had a bad p0si, lonely was getting laid for the 523 time in his life, King dedeedick (the landlord) came and said "WHAT THE HECKING GOLLY IS GOING ON HERE" lonely couldnt help but notice the big bulge in king dedeedicks crotch area or whatever. Lonely then proceeded to get the biggest boner in his life. king dedeedick notice where lonely was staring. "oh this baby?" king dedeedick said. "yeah this is a 87 inch"
Everyone was doing something today. God i fucking hate life please help. Evee was mad she wasnt in the 4 or 5some idk cus she had a bad p0si. she went on a quest to get a better one (if you want i'll make "The legend of p0si land:Evee's adventure" a real thing if u want) and King dedeedick got banged the minute his wife left him. the reason his life left him was because she found out that kingdedeedick is actually this was the greatest day of his life. "O-o-oh whoever you are, you are so gr-g-great at this" lonely proceeded to suck his sausage faster.
Editors note: hey guys sorry you had to read this but im starting to feel suicidal so dont count on The legend of p0si land:Evee's adventure 2 become real any time soon k thx bye
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