Destiel One-Shots

Matters in the Mooses Hands

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Sam was angry. Very angry.

He couldn't believe what Dean had done. He just couldn't.

I mean, as the author, I know what's going on. But you, the reader?

Boy, you have no idea.

You see, the reason Sam was so angry with Dean, was because he couldn't stop.

Dean couldn't stop having motherfucking eye-sex with a certain trenchcoated Angel.

And it was annoying as hell, trust him, Sam would know.

So that's  how he got the wonderful idea to lock Dean and Cas in a room...together...alone.........

Oh of course it will work! Don't give him that look!

First he'd put Cas in. Couldn't be to hard right?

"Hello Sam." Cas said as Sam entered he library.

"Hey Cas. Uh listen, I need help with something." Sam asked, making his voice sound pleading.

" of course , what with?" The angel asked putting down the book he was previously holding.

"Well...just follow me," Sam said turning around," it's not that far."

Sam led Cas to a room somewhere in the bunker(okay, he did not  put secret markings or lines on the walls to help him find it...not at all.)

Sam opened the door to the supply closet and shoved Cas in.

"Sam wha-" Cas didn't get to finish his sentence as Sam slammed he door and ,just to make sure, stuck an angel sigil on the door.

Now for Phase 2.

Sam evilly rubbed his hands together as his eyes flashed black before going back to the original brown-green.

J-FUCKING-K

Sam evilly rubbed his hands together as he made his way to Deans room. He knocked twice and entered after hearing a 'come in!' From his brother.

"Heya Sammy." Dean said, not even bothering to put down his Busty Asian Beauties magazine.

The younger Winchester mentally rolled his eyes at this, his brother, always had his face in some chicks face, or, in a porn magazine.

Well, was that gonna change!

You see, it's now that the author decides to bring up that Sam had noticed a little more than eye sex.

There was the lingering eyes when the other had left.

The smile appearing when the other was seen.

The shoulder touches that lasted longer then they should have.

All of these were not only from Dean, but from Cas too. 

"Hey Dean. I found this cool room in the bunker and I thought you should come see it." Sam said, gesturing a finger in the closets direction.

"What's in the room?" Dean asked, FINALLY putting down he magazine.