Destiel One-Shots

Happy Mistakes

So this one shot was requested by the lovely MozTheMasterMachine

Its MPreg, so if you don't like it then don't read it.

This is mostly dialogue. Just a heads up.

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"C'mon, just a quickie. It'll only last 10 minutes, I swear."

"Dean, I said no."

"Please"

"No."

Dean pouted, obviously annoyed that he couldn't persuade boyfriend into a really quick quickie.

It didn't work obviously, because Cas is a stubborn ass who insists that, "having a 'quickie' in the back of the impala is unnecessary, especially when Sam will be back any minute."

Yeah? Well fuck that. Dean thought. He turned around in his seat and faced Cas, "Alright, I'm going to ask you a question. It's a simple yes or no answer."

Cas merely nodded at what Dean said.

"Do you want a blowjob?"

Cas raised an eyebrow at Deans question,

"Make it quick."

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Sam walked out of the supermarket with a bag of toilet paper and pie.

As he made his way to the car, he promptly stopped, turned around, and walked back into the store.

I mean, if you heard your brother moaning an Angels name and the car they were currently in was moving slightly, you'd back away too.

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"Dean."

"Eh yeah, Cas?"

"That was not just a blowjob."

"Yeah I'm aware."

"Could you...um maybe..."

"Hmm what? Oh yeah yeah."

"Dean you're pushing in."

"I know."

"Dean we already had sex we don't need to do it again."

"Yes we do."

"No we d- ohh Dean. Oh yes we do."

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"I hate you."

"I know Sammy."

"I heard you."

"Yeah ye- wait you did?"

"Um yeah, you guys are so weird."

"Creeper."

"Sexaholic."

"Shut up!"