The Return (A Gravity Falls Fanfiction)

'Cause it's Weirdmageddon

A/N Hey guys! CM here with a little surprise for you guys...

A parody! Yup, you heard me. I have been working on this for the last two days and it came out pretty well I guess. It's a Parody of 'Rockin' the Suburbs'.

Some of you may have heard it from Over The Hedge. Or maybe not. Either way, the original has some cuss words (be advised) but I replaced those down there. This song has been stuck in my head and I'm like "Why not make a parody?"

Why put it in this book you may ask? Well I feel it goes well with the theme of the book since it's about Weirdmageddon. Anywho, without further delay, here it is! (P.S. Comment if you made it this far and read everything)

When I heard that prophesy,
I

knew this would happen to me.
Thanks to Mabel I got the rip,

When I was Blendin I lost my grip.

(Come on!)

I guess they can't complain,

I messed a lot with their brains,

Now they're all alone in their pain

And we're gonna party cause we're real insane!

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

Thanks to Alex and all the cast

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

Tonight we're gonna have a blast!

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

I sit on the people I turned to stone

Finally a dimension to take over and to call my very own!

I go insane when we party all night

Then Time Baby comes for a fight,

Did his Time Police make him so uptight?

He thinks that my party ain't right!

I didn't even have to step into the rink

Cause that infant is gone in a blink

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

Thanks to Jason and all the cast

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

Tonight we're all gonna have a blast!

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

I sit on the people I turned to stone

Finally a dimension to take over and to call my very own!

With the bot they thought

They could come and brawl

That my great army would fall

I can see them blasting my guys with a ray

Too late

Gotta go do it my way

Now I'll fight fight fight fight them

Then I will take take take take them to their graves

It's gonna be funny

Always gonna be funny

I just messed with the Pines

Which now they probably hate

All thanks to that prophesy

I knew this would happen to me

All thanks to that prophesy
I knew this would happen to me

All thanks to that prophesy

I knew this would happen to me

Those Pines get me ticked off, makes we wanna say

ENOUGH!!!

Thanks to Kristen and all the cast

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

Tonight we're all gonna have a blast!

Cause it's Weirdmageddon!

I sit on the people I turned to stone

Finally a dimension to take over and to call my very own!

That zodiac

Yeah yeah

No longer gonna work

Yeah yeah

You'd better look out, because I own this town

You'd better look out, because I own this town!

You'd better look out, because I own this town!!

You'd better look out, because I own this town!!!

And there you have it folks! Everything is in Bill's POV btw. It surprisingly fits him. What do you guys think? Does it fit Weirdmageddon so good Bill this should be a music video or is it so horrible I should throw it in the deepest pits of the underworld? Let me know! Be sure that the next chapter is coming up soon!

Anyways, CM out!