the mmc's

sad fries by lenna.

Lenna's pov
I was sad...
Izz ate all the ice cream 😢...
Right I front of my face...
Then she stole my pillow my beloved pillow...
Then my phone...
And then my pillow and phone were miraculously stolen by a robber.
I'm sad...
I just wanted my pillow, my phone, and a bucket of ice cream...
That wasn't a lot to ask was it?
I still go to the guild though...
Izz won't stop apologizing...
And everyone has been trying to cheer me up...
Gray froze me into a block of ice...
Nastu lit me on fire...
Erza shoved armor on me...
Gajeel threw levy's books at me...
Levy read me the books gajeel threw...
Mira even showed me her shipping fan art...
Yet I'm still sad...
The only thing that has changed in my behavior was I was really salty...
Izz went to the extent of throwing potatoes at me...
Nothing worked...
I'm sad...
I want my pillow and my phone back...
Izz called sting and rouge over...
They came...
They just strolled on in with a pillow and another phone in hand...
Wait...
That's...
My phone...
My pillow...
IM ANGRY
THEY WILL PARISH FOR STEALING MY PULLOW AND MY PHONE THEY MUST DIE THEY NEED TO BURN IN THE FLAMES OF HELL! I WILL THROW THEM INTO A WORMHOLE AND NEVER LET THEM OUT! I WIL SCREAM UNTIL THEIR EARS BLEED AND NOT EVEN HEARING AIDS CAN HELP THEM!

We beat them up...
Badly...
They're okay now though...
And I'm happy I have my stuff back.

~lenna