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New message from: TheBritishIdiot

TheBritishIdiot: you still up?

A10: well of course, its only 3 in the morning on a Friday night

TheBritishIdiot: dats what I thought
TheBritishIdiot: so, 3am, wanna talk about life?

A10: not really.
A10: but why not

TheBritishIdiot: I may be a bit too obsessed with Pokémon

A10: alfie, pokemon doesn't sound like talking about life

TheBritishIdiot: POKÉMON IS A LIFESTYLE AIO! A FUCKING LIFE STYLE!

A10: suuuure

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A10: STOP SPAMMING ME

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A10: SERIOUSLY STOP

TheBritishIdiot: So how about the inevitably of death?

A10: what kind of ducking transition is that?
A10: *fucking

TheBritishIdiot: a pretty ducking good one

A10: dad brb

TheBritishIdiot is typing...

I look up from my phone to my dad standing in the door way, "Yes?"

"Get dressed. Pack an away bag. Now." His eyes trail down to my phone and his glare meets my frightened eyes, "Who are you texting?"

"... It was a study group..." I mumble slightly, glancing away from him.

His lips form a scowl and he turns away from me, "Just get dressed... we have business to attend to."

He slams the door behind him and my heart drops a bit.

A10: i have to go

TheBritishIdiot: it's 3 in the morning :/

A10: don't you know me?
A10: just go text the group chat

TheBritishIdiot: at least tell me that you'll wear colour today

A10: *color

TheBritishIdiot: you want to have this argument?
TheBritishIdiot: I can step on you

A10: YOUR NOT EVEN THAT TALL!

TheBritishIdiot: *you're and I'm taller than u

A10: everyone is taller then me

TheBritishIdiot: well that's not true
TheBritishIdiot: there are plenty of dwarves out there
TheBritishIdiot: and smaller Christmas elves apart from yourself

A10: yeah, I hope you run out of tea

TheBritishIdiot: don't dump it in the harbor

A10: I think you just offended yourself

TheBritishIdiot: shut up

A10: I was planning on it

TheBritishIdiot: just stay safe

A10: no promises :P

TheBritishIdiot: I give up

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