α и σ и у м σ υ ѕ // Phan

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Dan: Please tell me who you are, I won't tell a soul!

Anonymous: That's not the problem here...

Dan: Then why can't you send a pic or tell me your Twitter?

Anonymous: My face is fugly and disgusting and will just scare you away

Dan: That's not true! I'm not a very judgemental man please I want to see your face!

Anonymous: Maybe one day, but I'm not physically prepared to see your awful reaction yet

Dan: I'm the calmest person with anything like that srsly but I respect that you don't want to so I won't bug you anymore.

Anonymous: Please stop being so perfect your making my heart race!💕