AN: That was a long wait but the show must go on, so without forth ado here is chapter 7 of the NPU. Yeah I just got ungrounded on December 5th, 2013. So sorry it took so long.
Previously on NPU reading
"Alright done finally, so who wants to read next" questioned Percy.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light and a voice said "I will."
Everyone looked for the source of the voice.
When the light died down it revealed Silena Beauregard.
The demigods all had smiles on their faces.
But was interrupted by drama queen a.k.a. Zeus.
"Introduce yourself or face the wrath of my bolt" boomed Zeus.
She looked around and said "Silena Beauregard, daughter of Aphrodite."
After Percy got over his shock,
"Which might be awhile" smirked Nico and Thalia.
He ran to Chiron's side along with Naruto, because hey, you can never trust a horse's backside,
"True" mutters rang throughout the throne room.
especially in Amish Country.
"Nice one" smiled Hermes and Apollo.
Anyway, they started the tour of the camp!
"Go Camp Half Blood" smiled Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thals.
The gods smiled and vowed to visit camp more.
They passed the volleyball pit. Several of the campers nudged each other. One pointed to the
"Naruto of course" said Apollo.
Artemis sighed and wondered why she got Apollo as a twin.
minotaur horn Percy was carrying and Naruto. Another said, "It's them."
"The Ninja bad asses" shouted Hermes and Apollo.
Artemis sighed again picked herself off her throne and went towards Apollo.
Then a fist hit Apollo face as quick as lightning and Artemis started to yell at him for being annoying and stupid. And so the beating of Apollo began by the annoyed Artemis. (The following scenes and or acts are blocked from fanfiction for violence.)
Anyways later we find the other gods cowering behind their thrones along with the demigods. But Kushina and the other goddesses who were smiling at Artemis or giving her the thumbs up. Hera on the other hand looked at Zeus and grinned brightly which Zeus shook even more.
Artemis finally finished so she sighed and went back to her throne with a satisfied smile on her face, The reason is that Apollo was a mess. For one he had golden blood flowing down his recently broken nose with a black eye on his once handsome face. Then his arms and legs were twisted in weird angles that would be possible for a mortal to imitate. Phoebe and Zoe were laughing at the sun god's misfortune that he suffered from his twin sister.
Meanwhile Apollo was groaning in pain and the other gods pitied him but was deeply afraid of an anger Artemis. Because let’s face it any and all woman are scary creatures.
Finally Aphrodite had the voice to speak and said "read my daughter."
And so Silena began again.
Naruto chuckled as he heard them trying to figure out how his did the log thing as they put it. Percy gave Naruto a look and smirked. "You just had to show off, huh."
