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So, I've known a few vegans and vegetarians in my seventeen years on this corrupted Earth, and they've all been pretty cool.

I can handle being a vegetarian, but veganism? Hell no. They're on a completely different level, and I ain't giving up chocolate!!

However, vegans and vegetarians have a few things in common, and I just need to put something out there.

If you tell me you're vegan or vegetarian, I'll be fine with it and just not give you any food containing meat or animal products. Simple.

I might question you as to why you ended up as a vegan, but I'd respect your choice. I mean it's food at the end of the day, and we all have our preferences.

BUT if you ever try to make me feel bad for liking the taste of meat, or call me a killer, I WILL EAT YOU TOO.

They always do that and it's getting annoying. Just munch on a lettuce leaf and keep your righteousness to yourself.

Toodles.

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