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Jacob: I'm hotter than you..... Edward: Like, duh, I'm a cold-blooded creature! My boyfriend can have my heart... but Edward can have my neck.

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31. Me: Hi Jasper, Kill anyone today? Jasper: Day ain't over yet.

32. Renesmee... Jacob made out with your mom.... twice.

33. Edward, take a tip from Jacob! NO SHIRT NEEDED.

34. O.C.D (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)

35. Forget a prince with a horse. I want a vampire with a volvo.

36. Having a pulse is over rated

36. All I want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold silver Volvo owner who sparkles in the sunshine and bites me. Is that too much to ask?

37. Naruto: I kill rogue Nijas. Dude-from-StarWars-I-dont-know-the-name-of: I kille Sith Lords. Harry Potter: I kill dark Waizards..... Edward Cullen: I sparkle

38. Team Edward, cuz I'd rather freeze than have a personal space heater.

39. Cullen Boys are like potato chips... You can't have just one....

40. Thanks to Stephanie Meyer, everytime i hear thunder I think of vampires playing baseball....