"Once upon a time, A long time ago, there was a princess named Amy. She lived in the castle with her prince, Ass. Ass was, well. An Ass. He was the worst kind of prince there could be. He was rude, selfish, unfaithful, unkind. Amy didn't deserve him. Then one day, while riding her horse Amy came across Lance. They instantly fell in love. Amy pulled Lance onto the horse and they rode off into the sunset together. The End."
