*make sure to have clothes on or with you since that would be VERY awkward if someone found you
*Make weapons out of sticks and stones
*Find food and water (do NOT drink from any river found in mirkwood!!)
*Find civilization
*Fangirl over every character you know of
* become friends with all (NOT SOURON OR SUROMAN!!)
*Go to the shire and give lobelia baggins a piece of your mind then take all her spoons (that lady has a wiered obbsesion with spoons)
*go to mirkwood and get captured by the Wood-Elves
*Befriend the Elves (do not try to escape they give you food and there you are safe)
*proceed to fangirl over all the elves espiessialy Legolas and Thranduil
*show them how to make board games and PIZZA
*Teach the Elves how to have a sass battle
*sing all songs by three days grace at the top of your lungs 24/7
*sing all songs by three days grace, the offspring, nirvana, greenday and black viel brides
*become part of the guard
*become Thranduils personal guard
*Hold an annual sass battle every year
*somehow become elves
*take a trip to the shire and just adore all of the ADORABLE hobbit children!!
*if its still early in middle earth a) help people escape Erebor or b) go to the blue mountain(s?) and become kili and fili's best friend
*and last but not least what else would you do in middle earth but...GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!!
