onces there here was a kid named Mathew and he had no friends but he said "i need more friends and a girlfriend"but he cant get any friends then he met this girl named Jess and she liked him and she liked her but then she asked him out to dinner but he didn't know what to do but the next day she ran into him and gave him her number and then Mathew said will u go out with me and she said maybe. And the next day he got a friend named packer and he did cool stuff.And then they went to a bar and git High but then a cop came and pulled them over for drinking and driving but they went to jail for more then 60 years. So then they baled out of the jail in San Fransisco then traveled to Mexico and then DC.
