"A STRONG MAN! "
" STRONG MAN!"
I woke to the sound of two drunk men walking around outside my tent. I sat up from my bed with a groan. I grabbed my (f/c) robe , pulling it on as I walked outside.
To my utter surprise I saw Jimmy completely drunk falling all over the place with his arm around his ...father , I knew his mother told me , and they were singing loud enough to wake up the whole camp.
" stop it your drunk" miss Elsa had walked out of her tent and crossed her arms , grumpy do to the early wake up.
" There you are , Jimmy do you give in to his nasty habit , you're young you can still turn around." Dessiera yells waving her hand around. " you're not like my husband."
Dell let go of Jimmy 's arm ,.causing both of them to almost fall over.
" Hey he's my son , that right I said it! He's my son! Jimnys my son!" He yelled
" I'M HIS SON!" Jimmy yelled even louder throwing his head back.
" good for you , admitting that must have taken a lot of courage." Miss Elsa said with a sarcastic annoyed smile. " now go to bed your drunk."
" Jimmy let me tell you something my dad told me , the Toledo code , the moment you let a women tell you what to do," he pointed over at the annoyed blond," is the moment you give her balls ."
" I wanna keep my balls " Jimmy 's words mixed together as he fell into Dell.
" then keep your balls. " Dell laughed .
I cleared my throat , directing their attention to me. " Jimmy I hope by now you know that if you don't listen to me you have worse to lose then your metaphorical balls " I said putting my hand on my hips.
" I think she mean my real balls " he fell over onto Dell again " I rather keep those then my other ones ."
"Good call," with that he went to pat Jimmy on his back , knocking jimny off his feet and face first into the dirt. Dell laughed and helped Jimmy up.
"SHHH QUIET! QUIET ! Take your own advice Elsa! SHH QUIET " Jimmy hollered as Dell and I helped him to our tent , both of then giggling like school girls. " please don't cut off my balls (y/n) "
" I have half a mind to do so if you don't get your drunk ass to bed!" I glared.
The moment I got him into bed he was out like a light and snoring like thunder , I simply played down next to him.
" how do I put up with you " I asked as I gently brushed his blond curls to the side.
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Balls. Jimmy Darling x Reader one shot
Fanficy/n has been in the freak show her whole life , her and Jimmy growing up as friends. Along the way the two of then grew close , one thing lead to another and a relationship finally formed. This is a scene of them after being together and a scene tha...
