Little Sister (Reader x Haikyuu)

Dorks

"(F/N)-CHAN!"

"Hello?"

"(F/N)-CHANNNNNN!" Two dorks yelled as they clobbered me and I fell on the ground. "Ow what the fuck is w-"

"(F/N)-NEE WE DO NOT USE THAT MOTHERFUCKING LANGUAGE IN THIS MOTHEEFUCKING HOUSE!"

"..."

"Ok, Mom."

"I was so worried about you, where have you been?!" Koushi scowled at me like a mother would at their child when trying to teach them a lesson.

"Ah, sorry Koushi. Oikawa-san dragged me out to a café."

"THE GRAND KING?!"

"Don't call him grand dumbass! We beat him which makes him less than us."

"Anyways, don't worry too much about me, I'm fine honestly. Why are you all here?"

"We came to hang out with you, but you weren't here so we waited for you." Noya commented.

"We wanted to make sure you were ok." Tanaka added.

"Well thank you all. Now please..GET OUT."

~~

Oikawa's POV

"Iwa-chan, you don't understand! I think I'm in love!"

"You don't know how to be in love with anyone but yourself."

"So rude! But I really think this is love. I've never felt this feeling before."

"Well I gotta go to bed so night, Trashykawa."

"Night, Iwa-chan!" I hung up.

"Is this love?"

~~

Reader's POV

I yawned. Class is always boring. I couldn't wait till school would end and I could watch the boys practice.

~~

As I was walking to the gym my phone beeped.

        1(xxx)xxx-xxxx

Hi (F/N)-chan!

Who is this?

Whaaaa? I'm so sad
you don't know ╥﹏╥

There's a number but
nothing else

Oh right! Because I
didn't give you my
number! It's Oikawa!

Oh, hi Trash

So mean!

How'd you get my
number?

I asked Sugawara for
it.

Sobs KOUSHI WHY?!

Well I gotta go
Bye trash!

Bye (nickname)-chan!

Did he tell you my
nickname too or
something?!

Lol, no I guessed

And with that I ignored the rest of his text.

~~

Trash

Hey we should go on
a date!

No thanks

Pretty please! Iwa-chan
will come!

Then it's not a date.

Oh, so you want a date
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wtf what's with that face?

Hue hue hue
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

STOP

I'll stop if you come~

Sigh

Fine

Yay~ (/^▽^)/

~~

The next day I told the guys I'd leave early to go on a date with someone. "WHAT?!" they screamed. "You're gonna make me deaf."

"(nickname)-CHAN YOU CAN'T GO ON A DATE! I FORBID IT!"

"You're not my dad, Yuu."

"RYU DO SOMETHING! SHE'S REBELLING!"

"RIGHT!" Tanaka tried to jump on me but I slid out of the way and he fell. "So graceful, Ryu!" I teased. Eventually I escaped them and ran out.

~~

By the time I got to Oikawa and Iwaizumi I was out of breath with my hands on my knees. "I....am...sorry.....the....gu-"

"Don't talk if you're out of breath. It's a waste." Iwaizumi lectured. I stood up straight and look at Iwaizumi. 'Holy shit he's hot! Why doesn't he have fangirls?!' "U-um nice to meet you!" I extended my hand for Iwaizumi. He took it. "I'm Iwaizumi Hajime. And you are?"

"Oh, sorry, I'm Sugawara (F/N)! I'm sure you've heard of my older brother Sugawara Koushi."

"Yeah. He used to play for Karasuno back in high school. I didn't know he had a sibling."

"Apparently almost no one but Daichi knows about me." I awkwardly scratched the back of my head. "Well into the café, shall we?" Iwaizumi gave me a small smile that made me blush. "Th-thank you!"

Oikawa's POV

"Iwa-chan are you trying to steal her from me?!"

"I'm doing nothing of the sort. Now let's go, Trashykawa." Iwa-chan grabbed me by the ear(like a mom would)and dragged me inside to where (F/N)-chan was waiting.