What if... ( female Naruto )

Chapter 8

so sorry for my tardiness, you see ...A black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way here...or something like that, anyways lets get on with the show! hope you like the song! *^u^*

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Naruko was the first to arrive, She wore a new out fit that consisted of black leather pants, with silver chains crossing Her top thighs three on each leg, to black silver studded belts crossed in an X shape on Her hips, a burgundy top with thick spaghetti straps, with a slit that show enough cleavage to knock out a pervert with lacing keeping it 'together', a long black leather trench coat with a slit in the back for her fox tail to come out, She also wore black and silver combat boots that had three inch stole heels on them, blade were hidden in the bottom for quick release on a certain twitch of a muscle, Her hair was down a wild looking, and to top off the outfit she had a wolf tooth necklace.

'Where the hell is everyone?! ...I'm suddenly very glad I ate' Naruko thought to herself, as Sasuke finally showed up after what seemed like hours, which in reality was just a few minutes and she had gotten there earlier than was necessary. " TEME! what the hell took you soooo long? " Naruko questioned as soon as she saw the speck on the horizon that was Sasuke, " Hn...Your early, what's with the change of clothes dobe? " Sasuke seemed genuinely interested, He also noticed that instead of a spear She had a giant scythe strapped on her back
( think of the on the ghost rider from Durarara uses. I don't even know if I spelled that right. )" ...and what's with the scythe? " He asked " My My someone seems talkative today! and I wanted to switch weapons got a problem with that Boy? " Damn She just dissed an Uchiha this is sooo going to be a blood bath Though a poor innocent butterfly just before He exploded in a small shower of butterfly guts, organs, and bodily fluids as it heard the piercing shriek of a Sasuke fan-girl. ( sorry to all Sakura fans but I hate Her and want her head on a silver platter, it will get better with time hopefully )"Sasuke-kun! do you want to go out with me! "
if you can't guess who that was then your stupid" hn " once again Sasuke hned " really? OMG YAY! YOU FINALLY AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME! " Sakura stupidly thought ' what the hell is she talking about, I clearly said no? ' poor Sasuke didn't know that meant to any, and all fan-girls out there, yes.

*poof* " Yo! what did I miss? " Kakashi asked as He came into the scene of Sasuke looking confused enough that you could actually see the question mark over his head, Sakura with hearts in her eyes drooling on Sasuke's arm, and Naruko on the floor laughing her tail swishing so hard he thought it would fall off " Y-Yo-You... missed...the greatest...Misunderstanding... of all...Time! " She barely got it out through her boisterous laughter. " awwww... I should have been early enough to see that! " Kakashi yelled clearly disappointed At not getting to see or at least hear that moment " don't worry 'kashi I got it on tape! " Naruko said as she held up a camera and showed Kakashi the video. in two minutes flat he was rolling, pointing, and laughing at his other two students.

" well now that that's over " He said As He wiped a tear from his eyes " we still have to do the bell test! " Kakashi then explained everything to them and they ran off ( I'm not about to type all of that useless junk we all know how it goes. ) to hide in the trees, bushes, or in naruko's case...a small fox hole that She managed to squeeze into. ' okay I should wait a minute for someone to attack first...Okay that's obviously not happening, I should go to Sakura first, then fight whoever I come across next ' Kakashi nodded to himself satisfied with His small plan for now. Sakura was easily caught in a gen-jutsu of Sasuke dying horribly, of kunai, shurikan, and exploding tags, Sasuke and Naruko managed to work together to get the bells, Naruko attacking with wind jutsu's and combining them with Sasuke's fireballs, also attacking with her scythe, and Sasuke defending Sakura with kunai. Eventually Naruko hit the string on the bells when Kakashi was too preoccupied with a wind enhanced fireball at point blank range, " Sensei! Igot the bells the test is over! " as soon as she said that the timer went off and she tossed them at Sasuke and Sakura, who had woken up from the last attack and the timer going off. " well you three...PASS! it looks like you got the purpose of the test and worked together, Those who brake the rules are trash but those who abandon their comrade's are worse than trash. That's what an old friend of mine taught me. Meet here tomorrow at nine o'clock don't be late!, it's after all your first mission! " and with that Kakashi poofed away.

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Once again so sorry for the late update, you may hit me for my tardiness! anyone who get's the joke gets free cookies!