What if... ( female Naruto )

Chapter 7

After the whole animal situation passed, someone decided to voice the unasked question " where are we? " it was Utakata who asked the question. " It's uzusho Duh! " Yugito said proud of herself for knowing this " and how would you know this? " Bee asked " There's a giant Uzumaki swirl right there, and the village is destroyed. " Naruko answered for Her. "Okay... we've been in there for five days I need to get home... do you guys think it would be okay to maybe meet up here every month or so? " asked Naruko very quietly ( What did you think She would be untouched be the torture? ) " I don't see why not! " Fuu said happily the others nodded their heads in agreement, " Really? thanks Dattebane! " Naruko said a little louder.

Naruko started walking off, pausing in mid step She turned around " Where is konoha? " Garaa pointed in the other direction and off they went, back to their homes.

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Naruko made it back home the night before team assignments, As She walked into Her old apartment She could still see the glass shards and a little bit of blood on the ground, ' I'll need to fix that soon...I need to get my outfit for tomorrow ready! ' She speed walked over to Her dresser and let out a sigh of relief, at seeing She wasn't robbed while She was gone. She reached inside and pulled out the first thing that Her hand touched, It was a short, orange Chinese style Kimono dress, with one long sleeve, and missing the other, it was tied closed with a blue obi.

She felt really tired so She decided on going to sleep, and taking a shower in the morning.

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Naruko woke up and looked at the clock it read 8:45 A.M ' Holy shit! I am going to be soo late! ' She quickly got up took a shower being extra careful with Her new 'ligaments', brushed Her teeth, and hair, got dressed but on her tall Kunoichi boots, and left the house by 9:00.

By the time She got to the academy She was only late By two minutes. She walked through the halls getting odd stares from some people. She walked a little faster and reached Her class room She entered, immediately getting all the attention on Her. " Umm...Naruko Are you okay? " Iruka asked Her worriedly " Yeah I'm F-Fine why wouldn't I-I Be? " She cursed under Her breath for stuttering " W-Well you kind of Have something on your...umm...Head? " Iruka asked unshorn if He was being offensive to Her " ...oh! That, it's just something that...happened over the week. ahahaha. " Naruko laughed Nervously " Okay you can find a seat then. the girls were glaring and whispering thinking She couldn't hear them " She so doing this to get Sasuke-kuns attention " " Do you see how fake those ears are? " Oh my God that thing is a monster " She walked past them and sat next to Kiba, "Hey are You okay, They didn't hurt your feelings did they? " Kiba asked Her worried She Might be hurt by their words " No They didn't hurt My feelings, Why do you ask? " She Replied " I was Just wondering...Are those really real? " Kiba asked again ' What does He want? ' Naruko thought " Yes. " She said a little more rudely than She would have liked Kiba Got the int though and Left Her alone the rest of the team assignments. " Team 7: Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno" He was then interrupted from assigning teams by a loud screech From the latter of said duo " As I was saying... and Naruko Uzumaki Form team seven Team eight is: Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga, Shino Abrume, Team nine is still in circulation, Team ten is: Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Chouji Akimichi, Your Sensei's will be Here shortly to pick you up. Behave your selves... "

Naruko Tuned out the rest of His speech and waited foe Her Sensei to Pick Her up.

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' Why do I have to be stuck with the brooding prick and His loyal puppy? ' I asked Myself A dark cloud hanging over my head. Soon all the teams left and it was just Me and My team. " So Dobe, What's up with the cosplay gear? " Sasuke asked " It's not Cosplay. They. Are. Real. " I said getting really annoyed with that, people have been asking that left and right, since I got here and It's really annoying. " Oh come on of course they aren't real someone like You could never have Things like those. I mean Your a Human For God's sake! " Sakura said. At that moment the door slid open to reveal Kakashi Hatake My Idol's student! I can't believe He's my Sensei. But He's late...I wonder what His face looks like "Meet me on the roof in five minutes " He said And poofed away I sweatdroped, while Sasuke and Sakura tried to comprehend what just happened.

We got to the roof to see Kakashi sitting on the railing reading one of those vile orange books, " Okay let's start with introductions. " He said with an eye smile as He put His book away " What do you mean? " Sakura asked ' does She really not know how to introduce Herself? ' Was the thought that ran across everyone's mind " Okay I will start, My name is Kakashi Hatake, My likes are..., My dislikes..., My hobbies..., My dream for the future is none of your business, And my favorite animal is the dog. Yo next pinky! " Kakashi Said. Sakura fumed at Her nickname but decided to start, " My name is Sakura Haruno, I like * looks at Sasuke* My dislikes are NARUKO! and INO-PIG! my hobbies are * looks at Sasuke and squeals * My favorite animal is a rabbit My dream for the future is * blushes and and squeals while looking at Sasuke *." by the time Sakura was done Sasuke was three feet further away from Her ' Great I've got a fangirl...' Kakashi thought " emo your next." Kakashi points to Sasuke " The name Is Sasuke Uchiha, I have no likes, I hate everything, my hobbies are training and nothing else, My dream for the future is not a dream but an ambition and it is to kill a certain someone, And My favorite animal is a hawk." Sakura had Hearts in Her eyes, I Sighed And started Before Kakashi could give Me a weird nickname, " Well I guess it's My turn now, My name is Naruko Uzumaki, I like ramen, my friends, Cooking, plants, reading, and the sunset, I dislike Torture, Anyone who touches my ramen, the three minutes it takes to cook ramen, And tardiness, My dream for the future is to the first female Head of the ANBU division, My Favorite animal is A Fox, Or A Horse." I finished quickly, so that Kakashi could let us go home soon, Kakashi started chuckling " What's so funny? " I asked seriously ticked off. " It's nothing, Just that when you Guy's find out you'll be really mad..." Kakashi trailed off at the end of his sentence chuckling again. " Mad about what Sensei? " Sakura asked " you'll be mad about the fact that there's only a 66.6% chance of passing the test! " Kakashi said a little to happily for my taste, " anyway meet me at training ground seven at seven o'clock sharp don't be late! oh! and don't eat breakfast you'll puke! " and with that He poofed away leaving us on the roof. " Hey Sasuke-kun would you like to get something to eat with me? " Sakura asked only to see He was already gone and I was walking away to get a good sleep for tommorow.

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