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Busy Body (Alfred Pennyworth x Reader) - NSFW

Bruce has Selina over. Alfred goes off into the next room and tries to calm down because he's never raised a kid before, and has no idea how to comfort Bruce should he have his heart broken. You try to ease Alfred's anxiety by distracting him with naughty, naughty ideas.

Warning: maid kink, oral (giving), stress-relieving sex, nothing too explicit

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"I don't like this."

Startled, you looked up only to see Alfred walk into the room, stressed and upset. Though he didn't imply what he meant by 'this', you could already tell what it was about.

Bruce had Selina over for dinner.

It had taken the man all of his self control not to ramble on about how Selina was going to break the young master's heart; but, now that she was actually here...

Well, the anxiety was about to explode and drive Alfred insane.

Setting the duster down on the table, you fixed your maid outfit and walked over Mr. Pennyworth.

"Are you doing all right, sir?" you asked; though, you already knew the answer to that.

The butler cast you a stern look.

"Oh, just bloody peachy, if you can't tell," he snipped, pacing around in circles. "I'm not worried at all about having to coddle Master Bruce later while trying to figure out what a comforting guardian is supposed to say. Mind you, I've never raised a child before; much less advised on how to deal with heartbreak or pubescent raging emotions. That's why I decided not to have children in the first place."

Face red, Alfred huffed and finally settled on standing at one spot and crossed his arms. He remained silent for the next couple of minutes or so.

You waited patiently.

Knowing Mr. Pennyworth, the man would apologize to you when he was ready. But first, he needed to calm down and sort his thoughts. Pinching the bridge of his nose with a forefinger and thumb, he sighed and finally looked at you.

"...I apologize, Ms. ______," he said sincerely. "I realize my behavior is unbecoming of a butler and I should not address you in such a manner."

You shook your head.

"It's fine, Mr. Pennyworth," you assured him. "I understand you're under a lot of stress."

He nodded. "Quite."

"So, what do say we get rid of that stress?" You purred, walking over to him and suggestively tracing your fingers up his arms.

He stiffened under your touch.

"Don't," he pressed his lips into a thin line. "Not when there are children over!"

You rolled your eyes and slid your arms around his neck.

"Master Bruce is a child," you whispered sweetly. "That's never stopped you before."

"Yes, but now there are two of them," he hissed. "I will not act in an indecent manner while they are under our roof."