So there I was, massaging my nose in the mirror. And that's when I saw it: a strange apparition right there in front of me. It was less in front of me than it was just "around". I knew by its blue afterglow that it must be special.
"Jesus?," I whispered. I didn't know what to think. There before my eyes I saw Jesus.
I saw Jesus.
Or at least that's what I think it must have been. What else could it be? Allah? Santa? Jambi? All of the above. Being a non-religious person myself, I was dumbfounded. Have you ever witnessed god?
