Carl Poppa

Bricks and bones

Carl's pov ... 2:00 am
"La jiggy jar jar doo... du du du du derr" ... "URGH Ron turn that shit off you faggot!" I said as i threw my body pillow of myself at him.

"No Carl, this is my jam" Ron said.
"No Ron, jam's in the kitchen" I said as i got up and got the jam and handed it to him.

"Thanks Carl" he said as he ate his jam.
We went back to sleep after that because Rick said we were faggots.

13:00 PM
'COZ WE DON'T GOT NO
ELECT-RICITAY! ALL WE GOT IS BONES, BONES, BONES, BONES, BONES, PILES OF BONES, BONES, BONES, BONES, BONES' "Ron, i said turn that shit off!"

"Oh no it's me, Glenn, hello" Glenn said as he extended his dirty hands. They were dirty because he didn't wash them. I know that because we have no taps, so his hands must've been dirty.

"Glenn, where is Rick?" I asked as i neglected his dirty hands. They were dirty. "Oh he's dead, he was out hunting for cool kids who do archery but got eaten by walkers this morning haha" he said.

"OH NO, MY FADDA!" I rushed outside with my one eye and tried to cry. Ron was outside eating walkers, as i told him that was disgusting.

He said Rick had told him to eat walkers so he would become immune to their bite .. nobody told Ron it was just a joke but he's stupid so it's okay.

"MY FADDA! MY FADDA! HE'S DEAD, OH NO!" I shouted to Ron as he eats the walker's flesh. "No, he's right there throwing bricks in the air" he had said, "what kind of brick?" I asked "It shouldn't matter coz a brick is just a brick" Ron said.

And so i walked towards the direction Ron's hands were pointing to and saw my fadda. "FADDA YOU'RE ALIVE" i said as i gave him a hug.

He smirked and replied, "Shoe shine"