Carl Poppa

Pre-apocolypse things

Ron's Pov
"I can barely remember pre-apocolypse..." I told mah bootyful boyfrand. "Bish, pre-apocolypse was yesterday." Carl said sexily to me. "Guess nothing ryhmes wid dat, cept maybe taco lips." Do you want to kiss my taco lips? I thought. Bet he does. I can see it in his eye. "Why taco lips???"

Carl's Pov
"Bish, pre-apocolypse was yesterday." I drawled. He continued with his idiotic song. I just wanted to punch his 'shrinky dink.'

Ron's Pov
All I wanted was his shrinky dink on a sticky chair. IDGAF IF IT SMELLS LIEK A STINKY TIARA! I JUST WANTED HIS HAIR ALL OVER MAH BODY!!!!! OH CARL PLZ B MOINE!!! ;))))

Carl's Pov
Why is dis french braid table top bitxh looking @ me???? Why is der fire in his eyes??? OML DAFUQ HE IS ON FYAH!!! "Aaaahh Ron you're on fiyah." I said in a sarcastic voice. His eye brows were flamin'. "Coz I'm hungry fo ya boi ;)" He said in a horrible attempt of a smexy voice.

Ron's Pov
I had to quench my thirst for Carl. I set fire to my brows and poured bottles on 99% of lake mineral watah on my body and brows. I then poured it all over Carl. I needed that bod rn. I jumped on top of him and licked da water off him...
To b continueddddd...