How the world fell apart

The Beginning of Time and A Psyco Murderer

Adam and Eve went uh uh uh and put everyone on the Earth. Then a bunch of insignificant things happened all leading up to here.
So it was the first day of school and Carsyn jumped off the bus and murdered her enemy, Latisha. Carsyn murders someone everyday, so no one is surprised anymore.
Most people are worried that they might be Carsyn's next victim, but not me, because I know something. Carsyn is secretly in love with me. And who am I? Now why would I tell you that? I'll be talking about myself in the third person so you will never know.