Kirstin Connect's "One-Five Word Story" - The Series!

Pentaville

Princess Kirstin and Prince Jeremy lived in a beautiful castle with their two handsome sons in a magical town called, by its widely known name: Pentaville.  Everyday they would sing songs from the 80's while fighting off savage enemies and eating some great samosas, all while trying to make great memories.

One day, an outbreak of Scómiche caused a giant dragon to appear and the whole kingdom was in mortal peril, until the mystical Avi Kaplan arrived and saved all of Pentaville.  Scott and Mitch, the two who had caused the catastrophe, emerged from the shadows and started to obsessively make out - proving all the shippers right.

Kirstin and Jeremy were scared, so they quickly transformed into golden glittery bats that can, magically without any weird effects, turn into giant fluffy bunnies that shoot carrots from their small nostrils, and they took down the evil army of giant chipmunks summoned by Scómiche's cuteness.  Then, Esther came hopping fast, with Kevin following closely behind.

Upon meeting, they all made a smaller, younger PTX group and put together the best mashup in all of history, which defeated the evil government that wanted to attack Kirstin and Jeremy's wedding day.

After the wedding, Kirstie realized her wedding dress was made from Avi Kaplan's beard shavings.  Jeremy became less manly, and Olaf began eating Kirstie, but Pascal fought him off.

So now, all that's left was poor Olaf's head, which was actually a fake, because Olaf was standing by, staring at them all with a look of utter disgust, wishing that he hadn't seen Pascal biting his head off, and then he just walked away.

But, as he was walking away, he saw three big and amazing Wyatt statues made out of dog bones! He was tempted to tear them down until Mitch's high note destroyed them, sending Kirstin and Jeremy running for the Wyatt remnants.  Olaf and Pascal both tackled Mitch to the ground and started licking him, because their noses found out that he has pizza hiding underneath his Vetements shirt!

As the dogs licked him, an angry Wyatt was approaching with giant boxes of chocolate, and made Scott and Mitch adopt a daughter named Mia!  Wyatt threw the chocolate at Scott, who then fed it to Mia.  She loved it so much that she hugged them both, and she suddenly started transforming into a taller version of Mia.  Scott wasn't the tallest anymore, and Mia became freakishly HUMUNGO!

Pentaville had suddenly become a crazy zoo full of clones of Kirstin and Jeremy that never stopped singing about toes, feet, hands, and fingers.  Finally, what their kids would do is eat the clones.  After a month of clone-eating, everything was normal again until Anna Kendrick took over PTX and started throwing cups at everyone, while brainwashing them using PP, which really did not work because it was 1 singer versus 5 singers.

They soon destroyed Anna Kendrick by using the powers of Mitch Grassi's fabulous high notes Avi's very deep voice, Kirstin's untamable whistle notes, Scott's runs and riffs, and Kevin's sick vocal beats.  Anna Kendrick was no more.

Giant fluffy puppies began tearing down all of Pentaville, so Kirstie posted to Twitter about her woman 'stache, which made the entire world buy their own 'stache, making Jeremy sell his ring in order to afford the breaking of the spell of 'staches around the world, until the beard trend started and Avi's beard had destroyed Scott's scruff that everyone loved.  Avi's beard became too mighty and powerful, making Obama spontaneously combust, and making Mitch the new president.

The rest of the candidates bowed down to talking Olaf, while Pascal started to violently vomit chessecakes while attacking Trump.  As Wyatt tackled his hair, Hitler decided to kiss Avi, and he started killing Hitler with his ovary exploding bass voice until the ice cream truck came by. They got Spongebob popsicles, and Kirstin getting fudge pops, until Wyatt pooped out cheese and Olaf starting to eat it.  He started feeling sick and he barfed up Abe Lincoln.

Pentatonix sang one of their new songs for Abraham Lincoln, titled "The Sooper Dooper Poopers", which one 2 Grammys, but no ice cream or candy.  So, Avi bought everyone candy, which he had evilly poisoned, causing everyone to grow beards covered with candy and chocolate.

Then Kevin began crying ink, turning the floor blue.  Kirstin became a baby with a blue nose, and Jeremy turned into a Smurf named Patrick, who started sucking his thumb. Then, Spongebob became drunk and baby Kirstie started crying.  Everyone touched by her tears turned into flying monkeys that scream "PIE!"  The whole town was soon covered in banana cream pies!

Kirstin began eating the pies, which made her thighs very enormous.  She didn't care, because she knew that Jeremy would still squeeze them daily because he loves her, no matter what happens.

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This story was made possible thanks to the following contributors:

Luv_Ya_Krusty (topic creator/story starter)
Simsnet (me)
TruLuv1134
ptx.serena
castella626
J.Hall
MusicalPanda123
ptx_love
VioletWiz
Anon_fanatic
Natalied_2021
mmKay
vania_c13
Berenike
hassanahmed120
lets_jumpthestars
ashsoawesome
Rachel_Bartholomew
Afroyolo862
Cameron
PentaholicFruitFly
MonaysMontage
Emma
Jay

and a super duper special thanks to:

Pentatonix: Scott Hoying, Mitch Grassi, Kirstin Maldonado, Avi Kaplan, Kevin Olusola
Discourse
CC Studios
Kirstin's Team
Pentaholics everywhere

for making this forum awesome!

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Will their be another story?  Maybe...