Like a Shooter

I thinkthis is the first humorous song I've ever done, so that's cool. It's about a woman obsessed with a celebrity. Oh, and my friend loves this music video, and it sorta works with this song, so there it is on the side.



I’d prefer it if you just showed it,

I’d love it if you’d simply enjoy it.

I’d appreciate it if you’d love me,

But I guess that’s not necessary.

Your smile can light up my day,

Turn it to sun from grey.

I have your number on speed dial,

But I haven’t used it for a while.

But if I did, I’d say,

You’re the screensaver on my computer.

I love you like a shooter loves to kill.

Your face it covers my wall,

Your movies, I’ve watched them all.

Those leading ladies, they don’t understand

That to me you’re, more than a man.

You’re high above them on a pedestal.

You’re king of the world; oh, you rule.

I cover my pillow in your cologne,

To get through the nights when I’m alone.

My binoculars are just within grasp,

In case I need to make a midnight dash to your place.

And casually look through the window

From my perch,

In a tree.

You’re the screensaver on my computer.

I love you like a shooter loves to kill.

Your face it covers my wall,

Your movies, I’ve watched them all.

Those leading ladies, they don’t understand

That to me you’re, more than a man.

You’re high above them on a pedestal.

You’re king of the world; oh, you rule.

I don’t understand why you blocked my number,

What’s this about a restraining order?

You and me we’re meant to be

Both of us for eternity.

I’ll carve our names into a tree,

Prove to the world that you love me.

You’re the screensaver on my computer.

I love you like a shooter loves to kill.

Your face it covers my wall,

Your movies, I’ve watched them all.

Those leading ladies, they don’t understand

That to me you’re, more than a man.

You’re high above them on a pedestal.

You’re king of the world; oh, you rule.

Good evening officer, how’s your day?

Oh please don’t take me away.

Me and him we’re soulmates,

You don’t understand.

To me, he’s more than a man.

You’re the screensaver on my computer.

I love you like a shooter loves to kill.

Your face it covers my wall,

Your movies, I’ve watched them all.

Those leading ladies, they don’t understand

That to me you’re, more than a man.

You’re high above them on a pedestal.

You’re king of the world; oh, you rule.