Soccer Ball

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So I was at recess with this bitch named chipsahoy478.

(She's not really a bitch)

I was walking to the benches and then she followed me. Someone kicked the soccer ball, I dodged it, but chipsahoy478 didn't.

It hit her, but it hit her where girls have their periods...it hit her in the vagina.

V-A-G-I-N-A

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER FOR HALF OF THE LUNCH PERIOD.

chipsahoy478: Are you going to write about this in your book?

Me: Fuck yeah cuz this shit is too funny.

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