Panda Book

CRYING MUTHAFUKA

I was in class with a bunch of annoying ass people, including the annoying ass teacher that was taking over the period. I was trying to finish up an essay, but my classmate kept talking to this other student and I was starting to get pissed off because I'm trying to do my work. I try blocking him out (yes, it's a he) and it sort of worked. 

I was finished with my essay and I handed it to the teacher. My classmate still continues to talk to the other student, then turns around to talk to me. He tried to tickle me (I know it sounds fucking weird) so I tell him to stop.

He didn't stop.

I was BOILING with anger cuz he already pissed me off earlier. So, this is what I said to this motherfucker...

"If you don't fucking stop I'm gonna tell the teacher. Stop fucking talking because you already pissed me off when I was trying to do my work. This is why people are telling you to shut the fuck up most of the time because you are mad fucking annoying. Now turn around and try to suck your own dick."

He was so shocked and I could tell that he was because of his face expression. 

And I say "fuck" a lot.

He puts his head down...

I thought he was pissed off at me, but no I was wrong.

He was crying.

"You are so disrespectful."

His words.

I was laughing because I wasn't expecting to make him cry. I might sound like a bitch, but damn that was funny. I said sorry to him though, but he was still salty about how I made him cry. He was not admitting it to people that I made him cry so instead he says "I was crying because I banged my head on the desk."

He did not bang his head on the desk. 

"I don't even know why I cried."

We all know why you cried...because of me...cunt.