Sterek // One-Shots

lap magnet|§|part 3

Author:          Prairie_Grass
                               Ao3

Additional Tags: Dubious Consent,Mating Bond,SomnophiliaKnotting,Loss of Virginity,characters who are unaware of their actions,five times ficsort ofPost Season 2ish,Minor Isaac Lahey/Scott McCall,the sheriff is a canny dudeand trolling everyone,BAMF Stiles,Accidental Bonding,Self-Lubrication(but no mpreg)

Word's: 30,771
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Summary;

Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

or

Five times Derek and Stiles didn't notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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Derek yawned down at the pan of scrambled eggs.

"You were out late last night," Peter said, standing closer than necessary behind him. It was a habit that Derek was still hoping to break his Uncle out of. He grunted in reply and sprinkled cheese into the pan.

He heard footsteps thumping towards the front door. "Isaac!" he called, "Breakfast first."

Teenagers, he was learning, were a lot like wolves. They might snarl at you for it, but they're happier with some rules and discipline.

...Even thinking that made him simultaneously very sorry for what he put his parents through, and to want to punch himself in the face. The joys of being not that much older than the people you're supposed to be taking care of.

Isaac poked his head into the kitchen.

"Eggs," Derek said. Which was obviously enough to be convincing, because Isaac slid into one of the kitchen chairs.

"I didn't hear you come in until after three," Peter continued.

Derek shrugged. Not replying tended to be one of the better ways to get Peter to go away.

Isaac perked up though. "Yeah, why weren't you at bowling? It meant the teams were uneven."

"Stiles couldn't go," Derek replied, dishing up for both of them and sitting down to eat.

Isaac made a 'and this is relevant how?' gesture.

"So I went over and watched movies with him instead."

Isaac frowned, and Peter's eyebrows shot up. "You've been hanging out with Stiles a lot lately."

Derek just chewed his eggs and gave Peter a passive face. Eventually the older man rolled his eyes and gave up, leaving the other two alone.

Isaac kept shooting Derek odd little looks throughout breakfast, but Derek couldn't really figure out why. Movies were fun, and movies with Stiles were even more fun.

It was all perfectly reasonable, really.

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(And Derek would know, clearly, being a paragon of reason in the best of times...)

~--~

Stiles was grateful to Scott for noticing. He really was. Who knows what might have happened if he hadn't.

(Well, Stiles had a pretty good idea of what would have happened, actually.)

But it was definitely for the best. Mostly.