Backstage Pass ( Tord x Josh Dun Oneshot )

what is life

Dedicated to me. Makinley, and Jayda, my irl compadres

I won't give there watt names because Imma douche ;3

Tyler and Josh were on tour in London. There was something special about this tour, but they didn't know what. Josh was unpacking when Tyler rushed in the room.

"Someone is going to have a backstage pass! How cool is that?" Tyler asked enthusiastically.

"I don't know.. What if it gets weird?" Josh replied.

" Well, it can't get as weird as Joshler "

" True, but still "

" Don't worry Josh, it'll be fine, " Tyler said reassuringly.

Josh still wasn't sure about the 'backstage pass' thing.

~time skip brought to you by unhealthy tord obsession~

The time had come for the night of the tour. Tyler and Josh were a bit nervous because of the new 'backstage pass' system they were introducing, but they continued anyway. By the end of the concert, the fangirls were dying out there, screaming and crying (as usual). It was some time after the concert now and someone had knocked on the door(wait what door?).

"Oh, it must be the person with the backstage pass," Josh said.

He opened the door to see a guy in a red hoodie with hair that looked like devil horns.

"Are you Josh Dun?" The stranger said. He had a thick (👌) Norwegian accent. Josh was alarmed by it and blushed.

" O-oh, yes, that's me," Josh stuttered.

" Well, I have a backstage pass that was given... May I come in? " He asked politely.

" Yeah, let Tyler and me show you around, " Said Josh.

After some time from the backstage look, Josh began to wonder about the stranger. He wanted to know more about him.

" So, what is your name? " Josh asked.

" Tord, " He replied.

" Well that's.. different. "

" Meh. "

" So how did you get the pass, anyway? "

" I fought 6 other rabid fangirls of yours for it. I have a few scars. "

" Oh. "

" It's fine, though. It was worth it. " And Tord winked.

Josh was a bit alarmed by this and blushed. They were soon nearing the end of the tour and Tord was starting to check Josh out.

" And this is the bedroom, where Tyler and I sleep.. not together, of course, " Josh said uncomfortably.

" Ahh.. Seems nice... " Tord said with lust on his lips.

" Well I guess the tour is over now.. " Josh said quickly, thinking this was about to go too far. But before Josh could walk out of the bedroom, Tord quickly shut the door.

" Not yet.. there's still one place left to explore~ " Tord purred. He then held Josh and kissed him roughly. Josh was surprised and blushed. He quickly pulled back and exclaimed, " What the hell was that?! "

" Sorry, Josh, you're just too sexy, I couldn't resist~ " Tord hummed.

" I-I.. Well.. Y-you're kinda hot too, I guess.. "

" Well, I don't see why it isn't okay then.. "

Tord then pushed himself to Josh again, and Josh accepted. Tord's tongue asked for permission to enter Josh's mouth and Josh allowed. Josh moaned from Tord's taste, nearly gagging.

Suddenly, the door open with Tyler standing in the doorway.

"Hey Josh, did you finish the the tour with that gu- OH MY GOD! "

Tyler squirmed to take a picture on his phone and managed to snap one.

" THIS WILL EXIST FOREVER NOW! "

Josh pulled off of Tord and yelled, " GOD DAMMIT TYLER I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BURN YOUUUUU!!! " Josh then ran after Tyler with continued threats to murder him.

" I guess I'll show myself to the door.. " Tord said.

Totally worth it.

I regret nothing.

Read this and suck ten dicks, my (irl) friends.

For I regret nothing.

Hue hue

Ok I have to turn away and get a drink of water,for I now have cancer for writing this

(If you get the reference, type "chapped and faded" in the comments)