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If someone ever cheats on me, I'm going to invite them to a romantic candlelit dinner in the woods, and then I'll proceed to tell them the story of how I killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me. Then I'll point into a clearing and say "actually, that looks kind of familiar" and then I'll blow out the candle and laugh.

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