Bluestar: Tigerclaw, there is a dead cat in the clearing!
Tigerclaw: Oh, hey, how did he get here?
Bluestar: Tigggeeeerclaw, what did you do?
Tigerclaw: I didn't do this!
Bluestar: Explain what happened, Tigerclaw!
Tigerclaw: I've never seen it before in my life!
Bluestar: Why did you kill this cat, Tigerclaw?
Tigerclaw: I do not kill people, that... that is my least favourite thing to do.
Bluestar: Tell me, Tigerclaw, exactly what you were doing before I got here.
Tigerclaw: Well I was in camp,
Bluestar: Okay.
Tigerclaw: I was sitting in the warriors' den,
Bluestar: Yes.
Tigerclaw: Reading a book,
Bluestar: Go on.
Tigerclaw: And uh, this guy walked in,
Bluestar: Ok.
Tigerclaw: I walked up to him,
Bluestar: Yes.
Tigerclaw: And I clawed him 37 times in the chest.
Bluestar: ...
Bluestar: tIGERCLAW THAT KILLS PEOPLE
you don't say Bluestar? also should i post the second part of Rosetail & Thrushpelt?
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Inaccurate Warrior Cat Quotes 2
Random{Started: October 1, 2016} {Finished: November 11, 2016} {Rank: #20 In Random} Welcome back Warriors/Medicine Cats to the sequel from the first book! You will see here more spoofs and inaccurate stuff from the warrior cat world! Sometimes zodiacs...
