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When Kenny Met Kitty

The story of how we met sounds like an overdone Lifetime movie in the beginning. We met in high school on the school bus. I don't remember seeing Kitty in the mornings but I do remember seeing her in the afternoon when she was getting off the school bus. 

I wasn't conscious in the mornings, leave me alone.

We met fully in a classroom, where I was normally sleeping and she was helping other students complete their work as a teacher's assistant. But she didn't have to help me because I refused to do my work. 

We had mutual friends but did not interact with each other for a little while.  The first thing I picked up on was her laugh.

Because it was fucking precious. I heard it on the school bus one afternoon, because I was making an inappropriate joke to one of my friends. Of course, he didn't get it.

But Kitty did.

She laughed quite hard and when I turned to her.

I asked her what she was laughing at, and she definitely didn't see it in a playful manner. In fact, she looked absolutely terrified of me, and this was long before I learned about Kitty's past. 

So naturally, I wanted to learn more about her. 

We began talking in class and then our group of friends started to merge. To be quite honest, I'm pretty sure they were "shipping" us and encouraging us to spend more and more time together. I didn't mind though. 

I used to do this thing to get her to blush, which normally involved kissing her on the cheek, because she would turn so red.

At that point, it was safe to say it was obvious that she was digging me.

We talked a little bit more on Facebook and then came the moment of our first date.

It was on December 18th and we went to go see Avatar.

The blue alien Pocahontas one.

Not the sad excuse for the Airbender. 

We didn't watch the majority of the movie.

Instead we discussed politics  and the rest is history.