Ponies

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Ponies are my homies, but I ain't talkin' about them bronies.

Don't get it twisted, I like real ponies not shit on the internet that gets black listed.

Neigh, neigh, motherfucker


Okay, so I was given the challenge to write at least one hundred words concerning ponies, and I tried to rap about them and it's not working. But I do like horses and ponies. 

Especially miniature ponies.

#GMM

Link knows what I'm talking about.

Back when Kitty was riding on the equestrian team in college, I was actually a stable hand at the barn. While I didn't ride any of the horses and I sure as hell wasn't sitting on a pony, I did like being around them.

Except I didn't like cleaning up their shit.

That's a lot of poo.


I shall call them Poonies.

KasleyCooper 130 words.


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