The Badboy Isn't That Bad

Ch 2. The Playboy Is A D*ck

VANESSA

The people were still watching Jason playing with his crotch. I guess I kicked it too hard indeed. Anyways, he completely deserved it.

'Get up man, we've got to play!' I hear a boy say from the Gym Gemini team.

'If I choose to get up, I'll have to leave my crotch on the ground.' Jason speaks loudly in a painful voice.

Our team gives a really long laugh. We laugh till our stomachs starts to ache.

'Mr. Sanders seems to be in great pain, I don't think he'll get up cuz he loves his thing so much. Right, Mr. Sanders?' I slide in the moment to make fun of him.

'You'll have to pay for this miss.' Jason spoke to me looking into my eyes, dead. He was serious, too serious.

I didn't know what to reply so I just rolled my eyes at him and turned towards Cady, my friend who played in our team.

'Help me up dude.' I hear Jason say. I turn towards him then. His team helped him up. Jason was standing now. Shit! That means I didn't kick him that hard. I look at him, he was still holding his crotch and it made me laugh again.

'Would you just leave it alone? Seems like you love it too much.' I say as I chuckle.

Jason had nothing to reply I guess. He turned towards his team and announced,'I don't think I'll be able to play today.'

I became happy! So happy! It was a motivating feeling that I could win the game. I was so proud of myself that I kissed his d*ck! Yay! 

Wait what? No nothing. No no! I just said kissed his d*ck? What the hell is wrong with me today? Too many slip of tongues, huh? I've gone mad. Why do I keep saying about kissing d*cks and asses? Although I really don't wanna do it! Something's surely wrong with me.

'C'mon Jason, please play! I'll hold your crotch for you.' Steph offered, making fun of him. I had to laugh again. Steph is the coolest person I know. She is just that amazing.

'Game is about to start. Eastwood Soccer match. The teams are The Gym Geminis and The Fighting Falcons.' We all hear the announcement.

Jason rushes back. So, he wasn't going to play today? Seems like I was quite unfair to him. A crotch is like a breath, it's that important for a guy.

How do I know that? Do I have a crotch? No! Well maybe. Wait what is wrong with me? Why will I have a crotch? 

Uh.....Vanessa, you've gone mad today.Just play. 

Our team reached the playground and so did our opponents but I don't see Jason there. I was feeling so sorry for him. I quickly walk to Noah.

'Is he alright?'

'No. You kicked him really hard. He's really annoyed.' He puffs.

'As if I care.' I roll my eyes.

'So what did you tell the referee? It's an eleven player game. And your team has ten players. Was he okay with that?' I asked Noah, as I move away from him. It seemed he was having cold and he was going to sneeze. 

'He was okay with that.' He sneezes hard making me blow back.

I simply nod and return to my team.

We were going to play two halves. The two teams were ready in their position. I was the goalie in our team. I don't know about the opponent's team.

The game begun. We were literally worst at the first half. Cady almost fell everytime she was going to kick the ball. Steph did fall every time she was going to kick the ball. I, the goalie couldn't kick the ball. I had to use my hands.