Short Stories

Short Alliteration Poem(?)

A/N: Quite short, just a bit of a thing that came to me out of nowhere.

The picture has no bearing. I just thought it was hilarious!

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The fat cat in spats

that he got from a brat

who had gone up to bat

Had said, "No, I can't!"

when up against a rat

But his owners were quite matter of fact

that the rat

must go 'splat!'

So with a sigh he lifted the mat

and found the poor rat

And with a claw

from a dire paw

he lifted it to his maw

and gave it a gnaw

And thus the deed was done

The owners had won

But all over the mat

were the remains of the rat

that had gone 'splat!'

Someone had to do a cleaning-- stat!

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A/N: I don't know if this is a poem or even what this could be, but bam! Have it.