Always and forever (shisa fanfic)

I must be in heaven!

Shane's POV

We were starting our descent now and I was very tired and lisa is laying on my lap, next to my crotch so if anybody takes a glance there gunna think I'm getting a blow job...oh well!!!

Shane: lisa... Liiisa...LISA WERE CRASHING!!

Lisa: AHH OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Shane: juuuust kiddin!

Lisa grabs a travel pillow and whacks my with it, we both start laughing!

Lisa: ha ha! Very funny, dick!

Shane: nooo, my dads a dick!!

We both start laughing again!

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We were in Gatwick airport and it looks really smart, me and lisa have all of our luggage and I try to call a can but it just ain't working for me...I then see lisa walk up to a man

Lisa: excuse me, hi I'm lisa and this is my husband Shane, we've had a long journey from USA, could you drive us to this hotel?

I show him the hotel

Taxi driver: ok then, that'll be 6 quid!

Shane: huh?

Taxi driver: £6 then to you!

Shane: oohhhh!

Lisa: sorry about my husband, he's never been to England before!

Taxi driver: ahh new comers from the big old U S of A!

Shane: yup...

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When we get there the hotel looks really nice!

Taxi driver: have a nice Honeymoon!

Lisa: thank-wait we never told that it was our honeymoon?!

Shane: no...

Taxi driver: your both young and in love and you have wedding rings on, lucky guess I suppose!

Lisa: oh right, thanks anyway!

Shane: here's your money!

I hand him the money and I ten walk over to the boot of the car, grab our bags and walk into the hotel, we walk over to the check-in, the woman looked EXTREMELY pretty, I fazed out looking at her and she gave me a wink back, oh lord, am I on drugs?!?!

Lisa: hi! Can we check to the HONEYMOON suite please!

Lisa's POV

I can't believe Shane it hitting on the hot slut of a check-in woman!!

Lady: oh umm yes, sure! Here's your key can I have you details

Shane: sure...

He was still gazing at her until I gave him a sharp kick at the shin

Shane: OWW!

Lady: you ok?

Shane: ...leg cramps...

He stared at me in pain, his fault! We gave her the detail and walked into the elevator, we were very silent...then I broke the silence

Lisa: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Shane: I saw a hot babe! And you gotta admit she was a hot ass babe, did you see those tits?!?!! Danm!!!

I stopped the lift

Lisa: well then if you think I'm not good enough for you then, why did you marry me and have a kid!!

He didn't say anything, he just leaned in and kissed me gently, I don't kiss back at first but then I give in, we get more and more passionate until I need a breather

Shane: because I love you and that woman was a fake, fake boobs fake ass fake lips, so basically white British nikki manaj! But you, your real! Natural beauty natural in every way! I love you in every way!

Lisa: that's why I love you too!

I kiss him again and lean on the start button by accident and caused the lift to open at our floor, we are still kissing and people were staring, i break the kiss...

Shane: why di-oh right, umm..heh...sorry about that, honeymoon! Can't control...we'll just go...

Shane's POV

Bit awkward...I grab our bags and rush to our room, it's amazing! A king size bed with white sheets, champagne in a bottle with two glasses, and a view of...the car park, typical!

Lisa: this is perfect!

Shane: not as perfect as you...

I walk up to her and grab her by the waist, pull her close and kiss her we make out for a while until she takes my shirt and I take hers of and we chuck them across the room, I carry her to the bed and lay her down, I was on top of her and I carried on kissing her, she let out a few moans, I take her jeans to see she's wearing a lace thong?!

Shane: what's this

I point at the thong

Lisa: I thought you'd like it?

She winks at me which gets me excited, if ya know what I mean! ;) she then takes of my jeans and boxers, I take of her thong and bra and we are now both naked!

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You can all guess what happens next (for all you retards out there, there about to have sex!!) it feels weird writing a scene like that so I've stopped there, sorry for the people who wanted more!!

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Lisa's POV

The next day

I wake up, naked...Shane next to me...oh lord we did it last night...wait?! Did he used protection!!

Lisa: SHANE! SHANE! WAKE UP!!

Shane: mm, hey beautiful! What's wrong?!

Lisa: did you use protection?!

Shane: yes, I didn't really want one or two more children! Twos enough!

I let out a sigh of relief

Lisa: that's true!

Shane: I did enjoy last night though, didn't you!

Lisa: of course, I love you!

Shane: I love you to the moon and back lisa!

I kissed him on the cheek and I got out of bed, I was naked so it was kinda weird...I got my jeans and bra and put them on and I went into the bathroom, I brushed my hair and put on my make up, I was still soo tired!

Shane's POV

As lisa was in the bathroom I decided to get dressed, I can't believe what we did last night! I used protection this time! My hair looks curly, better go straighten it! I walk into the bathroom where lisa is

Lisa: hey hun!

Shane: hello beautiful!

Lisa: whatcha doin?

Shane: I've come to straighten my hair!

Lisa: don't! It looks perfect the way it is, more you!

Shane: really?!

Lisa: really! You look sexy with your hair curly!

I go up to her and grab the back of her neck and pull her in and kiss her, I push up against the wall and carry on kissing her!

I must be in heaven!