The Secret

The theory.

Between November 1995 and March 1996 Bill Clinton, Hillary's husband for the historically illiterate, had nine sexual encounters with an intern named Monica Lewinsky. At the time Hillary Clinton decided that this was the last straw. She wanted to divorce him but she realized that a divorce could ruin her political career. So she stayed with him, but they realized that this was the end of their marriage.

Soon, Bill had become friends with a billionaire businessman from New York named Donald Trump. Bill introduced Hillary to the business man, to keep up the illusion of the "marriage." Hillary had instantly fell in love with the man and vice versa. Especially after the rocky marriage trump just went through with his ex wife, Ivanka. Bill decided to cover this up, keeping his ex-wife's political career safe just as she did for him.

Hillary had finally decided to run for president, but quickly knew she had no chance when an African American senator named Barrack Obama ran for president. Her woman card couldn't save her. So she aimed for something more simple and she got Secretary of State. Not bad, but not good enough. So she asked her partner to build himself up as a staunch republican. And he obeyed his lovers command.

In 2015 the hopeful secretary ran again, this time she noticed a new opponent, a Jewish senator from Vermont named Bernie Sanders. She saw the danger in this and built up her super delegates. On Donald's end, he was building up his conservative views, becoming more and more radical every day. This made Hillary the "lesser of two evils."

Since it's 9 while writing this I'll go back and edit this when the votes are fully in. Brb lol.