Beautifully Wrong

Frank N Furter

Cosmo and Nation walked to the huge mansion in silence. It wasn't that he was afraid he wouldn't get the job, he was afraid he would and he'd have to leave Nation behind.

They arrived in front of the huge iron gate. When they were children, they would pass by this place on their way to school and stare at it in awe. Now they stood there before it and stared at it in grief.

Cosmo squeezed Nation's hand for a moment then let go. He pushed the button on the side of the gate.

"Who is it?" A very British sounding man asked. Cosmo gulped softly. Nation bit her lip.

"It's Cosmo McKinley, I made an appointment to meet with Frank N Furter."

"It's DOCTOR Frank N Furter now actually..." The man sounded very unenthusiastic. "Proceed to the front door." He sighed and opened the gate.

Cosmo and Nation walked up the beautiful dark stone steps and to the front door. The front yard was littered with statues and fountains, along with many flowers and vines. It was very eccentric to say the least, but no doubt, Frank N Furter was just showing off his wealth. He loved everything about himself. That they already knew, everyone knew.

The massive French doors opened to reveal an older man, ranging in his late forties. He was thin and tall with grey hair, making him look all the more befitting for his position, most likely as the butler.

"And who, may I ask, is this young lady?" The butler question eyeing Nation, not in any particular way.

"This is my sister, Nation McKinley. She was the one who set up the appointment for me. She would also like to speak with Dr. Frank N Furter."

He nodded and let them in. He led them through the huge mansion until they arrived in what seemed to be a ballroom. There, at the other end of the room, sitting in a chair befitting royalty, sat Frank N Furter. If he wasn't so rich, he'd be the laughing stock of the town.

Frank was a tall man, with dark hair. But, that wasn't what made him different, no. What made Frank different from everyone, except his groupies, was that he was a transvestite. He wore fishnet leggings and red rhinestone high-heels. His corset was dark purple and covered in glitter, matching his make-up. He wore way too much powder, along with lots of dark, red, glossy lipstick. His eyebrows were darkened and he wore eyeliner, way too much to be called "flashy". His glittery rainbow-like eyeshadow suggested he'd been out, or he was going out soon, ready to flash away.

They stood in front of Frank and stared up at him waiting for him to speak. He waved the man away with his hand, leaving them in the room alone as he closed the door.

"What do you want?" He asked, impatiently. Cosmo focused on Frank's eyes rather than the rest of him and Nation snapped her focus to the ground before her.

"I saw your wanted poster and thought I'd apply for the job as your assistant." Frank instantly brightened up.

"Really?!?" He asked, jumping up from his overly decorated chair. Cosmo nodded. "What are you qualified in?"

"Well I've earned my bachelors degree in medical science and I-"

"Great!" Frank shouted, clapping his hands together. "For awhile I was thinking no one would show up for the job." He looked down at Nation. "And who is this lovely little thing?" He asked snickering. Cosmo tried to keep his calm. Nation forced her eyes up to his.

"This is my sister, Nation McKinley." He answered for her.

"Considering my brozher vas applying for zhe job as zhe assistant, I zhought I'd apply for a job as your new housekeeper. I know it didn't say anyzhing about it on zhe flyer, but I figured you'd need one..."

Frank thought for a moment. "Yes, it will get pretty messy with no help after all... Alright, you can come along too." He ran down the platform, shoving them aside and running down the carpet runway. He turned to face them again as he got to the doors. "We leave Thursday." He smiled.

Cosmo and Nation's eyes widened.

"Zhursday? But today's Tuesday!" Nation said startled.

"Well, you should've applied for the job earlier. Now go home, both of you! We leave bright and early Thursday morning at eight o'clock!" He clapped his hands together again and laughed his way out of the room. Before he shut the door, again he stopped and turned. "What were your names again?"

"Nation and Cosmo McKinley, Dr." Frank scrunched up his nose. Then he thought again. "Hmm... I'll have to think of some new names for you..." He laughed and slammed the doors shut.

"New names?" Nation asked. "Why? What's wrong with our REAL names?" She turned to Cosmo. He shrugged.

"He's DOCTOR Frank N Furter, he can do basically whatever the hell he wants. We'll have to adjust to his ways I suppose." He smiled. "Come on, let's go home now."

She smiled back. They made they're sign, gazing into each others eyes the whole time. Cosmo bit her neck and sucked on it for a second. She laughed lowly. He knew how much she enjoyed biting. He wrapped an arm around her waist and they walked out of the mansion.

Unaware to them, Frank was watching as they walked out of the mansion, suspicious of the interactions that the siblings shared. After he let go of her waist by the front gate, he held her hand for a moment and did their special sign again, then let go as they walked out together. They were unnaturally close as they walked away. When they were out of sight Frank grinned.

Stupid fools, they actually thought they were going to get away with this without HIS knowing? Ha! He'd see about that. He'd figure it out... Just then he thought of Cosmo's new name, something very suitable for the situation...