Babygirl: can you pretend to be my cousin or some shit and pick me up???
Babe: no baby you need your education
Babygirl: THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION IS NOT GOING TO HELP ME IN LIFE
Babe: but knowing the information will help you have the knowledge to the test.. which will help your GPA.. which will help you graduate
Babygirl: fuck you
Babygirl: imma ditch
Babe: do it and you'll have to wait all the way until tomorrow to meet me
Babygirl: stop being mean
Babe: I'm not.. I just want my girl to do well in school
Babygirl: well technically I'm not "your girl" bc you've taken THE LONGEST to ask me out
Babygirl: so I'm going to ditch
Babe: Ariana
Babe: sit that cute ass of yours down in that chair and learn about the industrial revolution
Babygirl: fine
Babe: good girl :)))
Babygirl: Bitch
Babe: mhm love you too
Babe: I'll come by after you're done with school
