Shit BTS Says [EDITING]

✽ 098

jungkook: priest (jimin), did you eat something weird? you got red hair.

jimin: sorry.

jungkook: you may have been a disorderly student.

jimin: what brought you here, darling? ♡

jungkook: do you know BTS?

jimin: ... ah, i've heard about them.

jungkook: say you don't know.

jimin: .. i don't know.

jungkook: i'm the eldest ✧

jimin: really?

jungkook: yes.

。。。

jungkook: there is the youngest.

jimin: who is it?

jungkook: he is jin. he is broad-shouldered... and handsome.

jimin: yes.

jungkook: he hates someone who uses his razor. I used his secretly at night.

jimin: please, could you tell me again? What sin did you commit?

jungkook: i used his razor without him knowing..

jimin: you did? ... did you know you are handsome?

jungkook: no, i don't.

jimin: being handsome is, striving after virtue makes you handsome. it means God blesses you. so you can be forgiven for most things. but it does not mean you didn't commit a sin, i'll let you know how to ask forgiveness. please, come forward.

jungkook:？？

jimin: please step up.

jungkook: here?

jimin: yes, come here.

jungkook: *stands up*

jimin: come closer to me.

jungkook: ... okay.

jimin: please hug me.

jungkook: *hugs jimin*

jimin: *smiling* You're alright. *pats jungkook's back* You are okay.

jungkook: thank you.

jimin: take care. you were forgiven.

jungkook: thank you.

jimin: *still smiling* bye, Darling ♡

jungkook: *leaves the room*

jimin: what a cutie ♡

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check out my other book 'Bangtanology' if you havent yet :D ♡

oh but have you guys seen the updates from BTS 3rd Muster yesterday??

i can't believe jungkook is the dad *rofl* and finally all bts members has cross dressed (jhope was the last. he cross dressed as jungkook's wife on bts muster)

and and aND CAN YOU BELIEVE JIMIN RAPPED LIKE HOLY SHT

@ BIGHIT WHERE'S THE YOONMIN SUB UNIT GDI