Shit BTS Says [EDITING]

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Taehyung: I haven't been able to concentrate ever since you arrived.

Taehyung: I'll only concentrate on you from now on.

Yoonji: Go back to concentrating on your studies.

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Jungkook: *he takes off his jacket as soon as he appears*

Jungkook: *his idea of "cool"* It's cold. Put this on.

Yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.

Jungkook: *is taken aback and peeks under his shirt* *the abs are not ready today*

Jungkook: You can have these instead. *takes his shoes off instead*

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Jungkook: *gives hot pack* Don't catch a cold.

Yoonji: I think you're the one who's gonna catch a cold.

Yoonji: It's minus two degrees celsius outside.

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Jimin: Can I go and sit next to you?

Yoonji: Come here!

Jimin: *walks over*

Yoonji: Just go straight past me.

Yoonji: Just go over there.

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Yoonji: Do I seem like a pushover?

Jimin: No.

Jimin: I haven't introduced myself, have I?

Jimin: I'm Jimin, the class president.

Yoonji: I have a gun in my bag.

Jimin: What are you talking about...

#(S)He really has a gun
#He grabbed it from the hallway during break

Jimin: Yoonji-ah! How could you bring such a thing to school?

Yoonji: Do I seem like a pushover?

Jimin: No, you don't!

Jimin: Don't carry things like this around.

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*after doing the skit + jin's dad jokes*

Seokjin: Let's finish up with a round of Word Chain to lighten up the atmosphere.

Yoongi: Word chain? Sounds good.

Yoongi: I'm certified at Word Chain.

Seokjin: Then you go first.

Yoongi: Since I'm having a coffee...

Yoongi: 사이다 (sa-i-da) Cider.

Seokjin: Your turn, Jungkook.

#We smell something cheesy coming on
#With all the power of the universe, let's go, Jungkook!

Seokjin: Hurry up and say anything!

Jungkook: 다나가 (da-na-ga) Let's get out.

BTS (except jk): Let's go. *leaves the room*

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*wattpad won't let me put pics here whyyy (Ｔ▽Ｔ)*