Neko Problem (KNB)

Cute bothering magic

Kuroko's pov

I woke up and went to school right like normal human beings should (unless quarantine ;-;) and i make it to class. class drones on for what feels like 3 hours but is actually 30 minutes. I look over and see Bakagami passed out, now any normal person would've just woken him up. Here's the problem with that 

1. I'm not normal in any way, shape, or form

2. Being weird is too much fun

3. I love some good organized chaos

Now is the purrfect opportunity to start said chaos, so I start poking him with my nails. He wouldn't wake up though and I craved for the pissed reaction I would inevitably get from Bakagami. I started poking him harder , but to no avail he was still sleeping like an idiot. I was getting bored and a bored Kuroko is not a fun Kuroko. So, I decided to give one hard and sharp poke to his back. He scrambled up in a panic and yelled " Kami that hurts, Kuroko you neko piece of-." 

The teacher came over and started yelling at bakagami before he could finish his shout. I must say it was very amusing to watch, but bakagami did the one thing i never thought he'd do. He snitched. Now we all know the saying snitches get stitches and this baka is gonna have to get a lot of stitches. I told the teacher that he must be dreaming and i was taking notes like a good neko student. I added in the little pout and tears and boom. Bakagami is sent out of the classroom and I am out of trouble. As that baka exited the room I flipped him off, and he naturally flipped me off as well.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Basketball Practice~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kagami's pov

I swear when i see kuroko I'm going to yeet him so hard, I still cannot believe he din't get in trouble just because he's cute. Now that I think about it yes I can believe it. He's gonna pay though All I need is a basketball and my phone to record, he'll never see it coming. ( they'll never see it comiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!! fight me if you don't like this reference)

Muahahahahahahahahaha