Kagami's pov
I am planning on getting revenge on our resident neko Kuroko I have my phone to record everything, and a basketball that I have no doubt he would try to play with like a yarn ball. There is one problem, I do not have a backup if he doesn't play with the basketball so I guess I need some string. I've got a few minutes before Kuroko the betrayer will be here, so I need to hurry up and find some. Luckily I look at my bag and see a loose string just hanging off.
Kuroko's pov
I stopped to go to a vending machine to get milk luckily they had my favorite plain vanilla. If i don't have my vanilla I might just stab someone , but enough of my homicidal tendencies. I'm heading towards the gym which is now more of a torture room seeing as I can't play, darn neko tendencies. When I walk through I see a basketball roll onto the floor. At that very moment something snapped within me and I'm playing with the ball. I keep trying to get it to stay still but it keeps rolling away. Ball-chan come back ;-;.
Kagami's pov
Oh Kami this is priceless, I can't believe he's chasing the ball like a cat. I started recording as soon as he started playing. Soon everyone else starts walking over and seeing what I'm laughing about only to see Kuroko in his cat mood. Riko starts recording too saying " This is the cutest thing I've ever seen."
To me he looks like a demon going after his prey, and I think his eyes are in slits. oh man this is so funny, but then I hear a loud pop. I look over to see the basketball popped and completely deflated. Kuroko has this defeated look on his face, it's heart-breaking to look at.
Kuroko's pov
I have finally caught Ball-chan to celebrate, I pat onto the ball and suddenly it pops. I feel tears well up in my eyes as my beloved toy Ball-chan is murdered. I murdered Ball-chan!!!! I'm going to hell aren't I? Ball-chan was a great toy and friend until I murdered her. Ball-chan was just trying to let me have fun with her, and I did this in return?!?!? I'm going to neko jail, and I'm gonna stay there to repent for my sins of murder.
As I have finished mourning the loss of my dear friend Ball-chan, I happen to meet a new friend named String-kun. The problem is that string-kun is floating and I need him down with me so we can play. I keep trying to get him down but Bakagami keeps holding him up. Why is life so cruel? I just want to play with my new friend.
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Send F in the comments for Ball-chan.
She will be missed
;-;
Kuroko the neko, homicidal, murderer of toys and friends
We can only hope String-kun won't be next
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Neko Problem (KNB)
FanfictionKuroko has turned to a neko and he is adorable and I think he's killing people with the power of cuteness. You'll have to read the book to find out more though.
