REWRITING FOR THE SECOND TIME BECAUSE WATTPAD ENJOYS PISSING ME OFF SO SORRY FOR SHITTY CHAPTER BUT VOTE ANYWAY!!
Trump hella Trumped that bitch!1!1 Hillary for Prison 2016!1!1! I obviously voted for my babe because he's hot and my daddy, don't wanna get punished and loose my rights!! When I went to vote I was vv disappointed that daddy wasn't fuckin there like I almost started crying, but when I saw something that resembled a q-tip I walked over and it was daddy #2, Mike Pence!! I hadn't seen him in forever if you know what I mean lolz. (a/n this was vv weird to write because mike pence and my dad know each other and he was the governor of my state, a bad one but still)
He totally pretended he didn't know who I was but we all know that's totally stupid because I'm vv famous and popular and hot so fuck off. Like legit I get spammed everyday on twitter and 99.9% pretend to hate me but I call em fans tho.
For some reason today was one of those days I was super popular so I went on twitter to see what all the buzzing was about, apparently a video of trump leaked and he said he can grab women by the pussy, but that's not false who doesn't wanna get fucked by an oompa loompa ?? So I just continued looking on twitter until I came across a very interesting picture. Trump was looking over that hoes shoulder to make sure she voted for him, like damn I wish I had him all women need a good controlling male figure in their life to tell them what to do and cook!!
But I wish Donald would look at me like that ballot :(
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Obsession || Donald Trump Au {Book Two}
Fiksi PenggemarArzaylea recently dropped Luke. Donald is jealous of how close Luke and Arzayleas relationship was. Will the love last? Or will it burn like Donalds hair?