Why do you keep doing this to me?!

The return of pewdiecry (part 1)

Dan's pov~

I was walking around the house, wondering what I'm going to do for my next video when my phone vibrated.

I looked down to see a text from Felix and almost at the same time... Ryan? (cry) why is Ryan texting me?

D= Dan f = Felix

F: hey Dan, I hope this isnt to last-minute but is it possible you could fly down to Sweden? Ill pay for the tickets, yes tickets because Phil can come too.

D: sure! Sounds like a plan ill have to find out Phil's schedule, but I'm sure we can come down :)

F: really!? :D cool, ill pay for a flight for three days from now... Don't do anything stupid while packing Dan XD.

D: Haha I won't, have a good day Felix, see you soon.

(end of texts)

Woah... Yes it would be nice to go on vacation, but it is kind of last minute, but if Felix needs us to fly to Sweden, then it mist be important.

F: oh! Ill pick you up at the airport too, so you don't have to call a cab, or an uber.

D: sounds like a plan, see you there.

~time skip brought to you by Felix's sandwich not having turkey in it~

STILL Dan's pov, cause why the fuck not~

Ok, I was mostly packed and ready to go to the airport, thank you lord that Phil agreed to go, granted I am a cold bitch at heart, so yes I would have gone without him...

Don't get it twisted or anything, I just always like to help a friend in need.

Ok I'm all- SHIT...

Where is my toiletries bag? Did I even pack that!!? Oh no no no!

"Dan HURRY UP WE ARE GOING TO MISS THE FLIGHT, Dan HURRYYYY" yelled Phil with a panicked tone.

"IM COMING, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, I FORGOT MY TOILETRIES BAG!" I yelled. Back at Phil, to resure him that we arent going to be late.

I rushed into the bathroom, and quickly gathered my toothpaste, toothbrush, comb, and other necessary things, but I couldnt find my deodorant to save my life.

I decided to take a can of spray deodorant, when the unexpected happened, I sprayed deodorant in my eye...