Dinah and Ally

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Ally: How are you?
Dinah: I'm good. Hbu?
Ally: I'm watching all the Disney fairytales again.
Dinah: They fake. Like Ariel is dead, Snow White got raped, Hansel and Gretel actually got made into a pie, Sleeping Beauty actually goes to sleep but then she gets raped by a king and has two children one kid sucks the splinter out because she actually gets a splinter stuck in her and then she wakes up but the king was already married and then burned his wife, little red riding hood was actually eaten by the big bad wolf, Cinderella's stepsisters chop off their toes to fit in the shoes and then they get their eyes pecked out by doves, and yeah most of the actual stories are cruel.
Ally: I... I...
Dinah: STAY WOKE ALLY STAYYYYY WOKEEEEEE
Ally: I am going to go finish Rapunzel. Bye
Dinah: in the real Rapunzel she lets out her hair too often for a prince and then ends up pregnant and the witch chops off her hair and transport her far away where she lives as a beggar and the witch lures the prince to the castle and pushes him out the window.
Ally: IM BLOCKING YOU
Dinah: TRYYYY MEEEEEEE
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Dinah: YOU DID NOT
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Dinah: ALLY BROOKE HERNANDEZ
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Dinah: SMALLS
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Dinah: IM COMING FOR YOU
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Dinah: WHY AM I EVEN TRYING
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Dinah: WAIT FOR IT IM COMING FOR YOU
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Sorry for ruining your childhood if I did. Hope you liked it. Thought this needed some fun. There was too much deep stuff and now everyone is like going crazy over the election. I have words to say about it but I won't. But with that said I AM NOT against anyone. We all good. Also thought about doing a book about me like my life and my thinking so tell me if I should.

nimarefri GET OUT OF ME CARRRRRR
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