Person: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Yes. It also hurt when I scraped my knee trying to get up here from hell.
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Annoying Person: You've FAILED!!
Me: Not as much as your dad's condom.
YOU ARE READING
Insults and Sarcasm
HumorDo I really need a description for this? The title is self explanatory. Unless you're that stu- I'm gonna save the insults for the book.
